Mormonism
Brigham Young Theatre Quote
Wednesday, June 1st, 2011“Upon the stage of a theater can be represented in character, evil and its consequences, good and its happy results and rewards; the weaknesses and the follies of man, the magnanimity of virtue and the greatness of truth. The stage can be made to aid the pulpit in impressing upon the minds of a community [...]
My Mission Release
Thursday, April 21st, 2011For all those who wander or wonder, this is what an official mission release looks like. Or is that an honorable discharge? I mean, a happy ending. Regardless, come see “Missionary Position” to see what I had to do to earn this badge of honor, including stop masturbating for two years. I am living proof [...]
“He’s Always A Mormon” (Song Lyrics)
Thursday, October 28th, 2010These lyrics are dedicated to our future president Mitt Romney. Or do they apply to me? Maybe there’s a little Mormon in all of us! “He’s Always A Mormon” Sung to Billy Joel’s “She’s Always a Woman” He can kill with a smile He can wound with his eyes He can ruin your faith with [...]